ICE Agent Seen Communicating With a Cloaked Kristi Noem Via Hologram

As tensions rise between ICE agents and law abiding citizens across the country, the agency formerly tasked with border protection has received a significant increase in their budget to aid in their ongoing fight against freedom. This increase will reportedly cover expenses such as mandatory overtime for all officers, additonal face coverings, ammunition to be used no later than 10 days after issuance, and emerging technologies in the communication space in the form of hologram transmission devices. Similarly to past budgetary increases this increase sees a boost in funds for expenses that should aid agents’ capabilities in the field.

When speaking with the agency it seems they are enthusiastic to see the effects this funding increase will have on their work, with most expressing eagerness to use the new hologram transmission devices, citing that the technology reminds them of Star Wars. According to a spokesperson these devices will help with accurate and efficient communication, linking Kristi Noem, the head of Homeland Security, directly with agents on the ground. We saw this in effect just a few days ago when images surfaced online showing Noem in holographic form, sporting a full body cloak, communicating with agents over the device. It is said that the head of Homeland Security plans on broadcasting regularly over these devices in the future, hoping constant communication leads to the successful execution of orders.